Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.  Larry Lorenzon

Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician. 

The idea is to die young as late as possible.  Ashley Montagu

There’s one advantage of being 102, there’s no peer pressure. Dennis Wolfberg

I don’t do alcohol anymore-I get the same effect just standing up fast.

I was thinking about how people seem to read the bible a lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me-they’re cramming for their final exam. George Carlin

It’s paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.  Andy Rooney

The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened. Mark Twain

At my age flowers scare me. George Burns