The Fart

A fart
like a burglar
dropping the silver
shocking the night silence
and creating its own pin drop quiet
freezing everyone’s natural responses
leaving all innocent by-standers pregnant
with explosive tension nervously repressed.
No one can think of any appropriate action to take.

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About Eileen

Mother of five, grandmother of nine, great-grandmother of five. 1955 -1959 Rice University in Houston, TX. Taught primary grades; Was Associate Post Director of Religious Education at Ft. Campbell, KY; Consultant on the Myers/Briggs Type Indicator, Was married for 60 years to an Architect in Middle Tennessee.

Posted on August 3, 2012, in Humor. Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. You are so bold to expose the fart!

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  2. If this one does not make you famous, nothing will.

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  3. Reblogged this on Laughter: Carbonated Grace and commented:

    hmmm……need a tee hee right now…hope it lightens someone else’s mood too…..

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  4. Hi Eileen,

    This sure cheered me up. XD

    Thank you, have a lovely day.

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